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If we were any more in sync we’d need a lubricant - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Lets make a little mash in the potato patch, my sweet tuber - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Is that your hobby horse or are you just happy to see me? - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Let's get twisted like a pretzel - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Let's have a little bike ride, just you, me, and the handlebar mustache - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

I'm ready to make some jellybean magic in your candy jar - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

I’d love to take you on a guided tour of the love tunnel, but I can’t - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

It's hard to concentrate when all I can think about is a little acrobatic mushroom picking - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Riding the hobby horse is a quick way to make your backside.... - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

She wants to play a game of snowballing in the middle of summer - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Gaydar Activated. Well Hello. - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Let’s paint the barn with our love juice - T Shirt

It's time to make the beans come out of the pot, if you know what I mean - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Let's dive into the oatmeal and see how thick it can get - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Let's perform some interpretive dance in the mattress symposium - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

He was just trying to clean the pipes - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Let’s perform a funky chicken in the hayloft and see who lays the best - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

It's time to play chicken with the magic pickle - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Time to go wrestle the walrus, it’s getting slippery in here - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Time to tune the love lute and create a symphony in the sheets - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Let's make some pudding, my whisk is ready for some serious mixing - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Let's go paint the barn with some happy little strokes - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Wanna Test the humidity with me? - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

I’m just trying to park my shark in your ocean, do you know what I mean? - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Lets netflix and Exchange bodily fluids - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Wanna test your suspension? - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Wanna get to know me in the Biblical sense? - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

What do you call a herd of cows - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

What do you call the lesbian cock block? - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

I’d love to navigate your curves like a racetrack on a moonlit night - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Let's play carpenter! First, we'll get hammered, then I will nail you - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

I'm your Roman glad-he-ate-her - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Let’s shimmy the pickle in the garden of temptation, shall we? - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Let's rearrange the furniture and polish the doorknob - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

I could rearrange your furniture but I’d rather rearrange your assets - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

I like my coffee like I like my lovers, hot, strong - Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

You Know, I'm something of a scientist myself! - Unisex Heavy Cotton Funny T-Shirt

Let's make some horizontal tango with a side of buttered biscuits - Unisex Heavy Cotton Funny T-Shirt

What did the man say when he got caught porking a trans? - Unisex Heavy Cotton Funny T-Shirt

Elements of Bacon Unisex Heavy Cotton Funny T-Shirt

Ban Communism Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Can I get some stankie on the hang down? - Unisex Heavy Cotton Funny T-Shirt

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor - Unisex Heavy Cotton Funny T-Shirt

I can't decide if I want dessert or just to whip up some cream on your pie - Unisex Heavy Cotton Funny T-Shirt

An Australian Kiss – the same as a French kiss, but down under - Unisex Heavy Cotton Funny T-Shirt